I have passed on my weird sense of humor to my demon spawn so we enjoy looking at all the sarcastic sayings proudly displayed on various colors of 100% cotton.
So over the weekend we took a little trip to "Coolest Tees" and here are our favorite sayings with some photobucket favorites just for decoration and, of course, commentary:
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"I live in my own little world...it's okay...they know me here."
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"I'mnotlikeeverybodyelse."
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"Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park."
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(This is daughter, Roz's, motto!)
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"Take my advice...I'm not using it!"
(This is exactly why advice was meant to be given away...
because you never really use it yourself)
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"You caught me at a bad time, I'm awake!"
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"If idiots could fly this place would be an airport!"
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"I feel better now that I've lost all hope."
(hahahahaha! Yes, my humor...she is dark!)
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"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, I'm my mother after all."
(Can I get an "amen" somebody?)
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"To save time, let's just assume I know everything"
(I don't really understand why this is funny...it's just TRUE!)
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"Don't piss me off, it's not like I need another felony conviction"
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"Immature, unorganized, lazy and loud...but I'm fun"
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"My therapist wants me to share my feelings...you dumb piece of shit."
(One of my friends is gonna LOVE this one)
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"Heavily medicated for your safety"
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"If all else fails...lower your standards."
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AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE...
Because I believe this to be 100% true, true,
TRUE in my experience
"If you want to make God laugh...tell him your PLANS!"
(and feel free to replace the word "God"
with your deity, higher power, and/or pronoun of choice...
it still works!)
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